(Q)Why are you against Barney? (A)Do you really think dinosaurs are real?!

(Q)What is Barney's species? (A)Barnichus witchicus.

(Q)Why would the government smuggle drugs through Barney dolls? (A)To help pay for their "X Budget" that they spend on Uranium from Germany.

(Q)Why do you think the sun on the Telechubbies is the antichrist? (A)The baby's face is always looking down on them and makes that demonic giggle... it's just a hunch.

(Q)Is the purple Teletubby really gay? (A)No. Actually it's a female... but it is kind of weird.

(Q)If Russia is really trying to rule the world, why haven't they already done it? I mean they already have more nuclear warheads than us. (A)They haven't done it because they are waiting untill the antichrist (the sun from the Teletubbies) starts his reign. Then they will join forces with him. And you are wrong about Russia having more nuclear warheads. Alaska has the largest supply of nuclear weapons.

(Q)What is your real name? I mean people know that's not your real name, Bob Bobberton. (A)I have to hide my real identity so I will not be arrested or put in prison for exposing these hoaxes and conspiracies.

(Q)How does Barney get those little children on his show? (A)I will tell what one of my friends once said and I quote, "Barney is a witch...", "How else do you think he could get a sain 12 year old boy on his show?" If you would like to see more about Barney being a witch, click on the link that has the words james007 in it.

(Q)Has Barney ever hurt anyone on his show? (A)Of course, that's why you always see different kids on the show. Apparently Barney has a drinking problem.

(Q)Who inspired the makers of Telechubbies? (A)It was the father of all trip-outs... Charles Manson.

(Q)You mentioned hoaxes previously on your page, so what are they? (A)I at liberty only to mention a few. The Aztecs are a hoax. They make it sound like they were inferior because of the time period in which they lived, therefor they couldn't have had the technology. They did have the technology... if the cromagnons were able to "invent" the wheel, then they could have been able to study the stars. And besides, the wheel was never invented, it's always been there.

(Q)The Matrix, is it real? (A)The Matrix isn't real... but we really are living in a fake surrounding. Everything accept for humans has artificial intelligence. I'm not even sure if we live on earth.

(Q)What is all about the Pokemon craze? (A)Pokemon was actually a top secret military production. With their combined knowledge of genetics and nuclear energy... they created a super creature that could destroy anything, even it's creator. They had to destroy it, thus you have Chernobyl.

(Q)Why was Elmo so popular all of a sudden? (A)Elmo was part of a conspiracy. He was covering up the government's mistakes. I am not at liberty to tell what though.

(Q)Is the secret service really there to protect the president? (A)No. They are there to do recon. They go to foreign countries to scope it out and gain information on their surroundings, so when they attack they will know exactly what's there.

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